TIE- This is England, part I

Clubs always have Special Offers for people wearing the costume of the week.. So, it is pretty much normal to enter a bar and being surrounded by all kinds of people dressed as golf players though not having a clue about golf. Or cavemen.. and possibly everything you can or not imagine..

This is also the country where you’ll surely see almost naked girls in every city street (I’m afraid of becoming one myself before leaving). Just because warm coats don’t match with all your glowing night clothes that HAVE TO BE SEEN. Otherwise why taking hours in front of the mirror getting pretty if you can only show it inside the clubs???
Ok.. This goes with my stupid explanation why brits are so white.. Just because they’re getting frozen.. And that’s exactly how you look when you climb the Himalayas and before your fingers start to fall…